Carli, on the acquisition of her new stuffed pig:
"We need to give the Pig a bris. Then we will have cookies and cake."
Joseph's response to "What are you listening to?"
"Pe-tah!" (insert British accent) "Petah Pan!"
Mom: "Carli, do you want to be punished?"
Carli: "Mom, I am going to punish YOU! You need a time out!"
Mom: "Joseph, did you have an accident?"
Joseph: "No"
Mom: "But your pants look wet..."
Joseph: "No mom, not by accident."
Joseph, after hearing mom sneeze:
"Mom, have a chocolate flower", handing over the tissue box with a brown flower on it.
Carli at the toy store:
"If you buy me this, I will only cry a little. If you buy me the better toy, I won't cry at all".
Mom: "Carli, did you have a good day today?"
Carli: "Yes, but mom?"
Mom: "Yes?"
Carli: "Please don't wear that sweater again, I really don't like it."
Mom: "Joseph, did you have a good day?"
Joseph: "No"
Mom: "Did you have a bad day?"
Joseph: "No"
Mom: "What kind of day did you have?"
Joseph: "A School Day"
Joseph: "Mom! A boo boo!"
Mom: "Where's the boo boo?"
Joseph points to fallen picture frames-
"Pictures have a boo boo!"
Mom: "Carli, you're such a beautiful princess in that dress!"
Carli: "Mom, I'm not a princess until all my jewelry is on!"
Joseph, upon his first successful attempt to stand up and make a #1:
"Ok mom, now buy me Thomas the Train".
"Daddy said we can go out to the Breakfast store tomorrow!" (The Diner)
Carli: "Mom, you're my favorite mom."
Wishing all of you a great Thanksgiving! We know what we're thankful for :)
