The Real Story...

Hi Everyone!

As you can see, the gang is getting more mobile each day. Before long, Carli will be crawling toward her favorite toy (also known as the other toy), and Joseph will be able to roll to the other side of the room where his musical boat waits for him to rip off the dangling fish.

Dear blogophiles, confession time: as the self-proclaimed wordsmith of Team Aboudi, I have been letting my standards get in the way of frequent updates. Instead of giving you the real story, I have been waiting for the perfect description of Carli and Joseph's progress to hit me. And the truth is, we are all familiar with the development of little people, I'm sure the last thing you want to read is just another way of saying, "The kids are eating solids" and "They are babbling." Well, I know you want to read about the kids, but the standard lines are so beneath you. And I apologize.

And I'm sure you'd much rather invest your reading time in something more like, "While slipping on the spilled peas, I tried not to curse, and yelled "snit, stupid futhermugger". Hence, I will try and bring you the real story.

But let's not forget how funny the kids really are these days. Carli, also known as Emily Post around these here parts is keeping order whenever possible. Should she become aware of a sneeze, or gaseous emission of some kind, her head quickly turns in such direction. She then stares you down until she hears "pardon me". She is also quite fond of order and efficiency- for just the other day she gave me the greatest "wait are you waiting for?" stare-down when I took my time loading the car. Oh, and that perfect shriek she's been working on? Mission accomplished. We've counted approximately 400, 000 dogs howling since last Wednesday. And just when you thought that "light up the room smile" couldn't illuminate brighter, Rockefeller center called regarding their holiday plans. Carli refused on the grounds that the Times Square menorah is a better pursuit.

Joseph is getting more and more hospitable- he loves to tell his favorite anecdotes- in the form of "bo bo bo bo buh buh buh". He is also making it very clear that he would like to improve his independence later. Hugs and cuddles come first. He is also taking the role of brother very seriously. While shopping last week, Carli started crying (so many fashion mistakes taking place, who can blame her), and Joseph quickly grabbed her hand and reassured her.

We're now getting ready (read: trying to figure out how much stuff we can cram into the van) to visit Bubbie and Zadie for their 60th wedding anniversary celebration. The kids can't wait to be spoiled rotten. And show off their performance of the kitchen concerto, featuring the saucepan symphony.

So until the next posting- which I promise to write while bleary eyed and void of superfluous adjectives- I, Danny and the kids wish you wonderfulness.

Holy Wow...

It is with utter disbelief that we log our sixth month with these amazing little people. Everyone warned us how quickly the time would fly- is there some sort of fast forward button that gets pushed when you enter parenthood? Surely appears so.

Since we last posted, (sorry that we slacked off in August, we took advantage of summer vacation mode) Carli and Joseph have jumped great hurdles and we are continually grateful and thrilled.

They are definitely musical children. We often hear Carli singing softly, especially to Ella Fitzgerald's version of Old Macdonald. Joseph prefers more stacatto and likes to blurt back at Raffi or Cab Calloway, depending on the mood. They really respond to classical music, and especially like it when mom leaves the room and dad puts on the classic rock station. And future club kid Joseph keeps a good beat going when the dance music comes on.

And bon apetit- there is no experience quite like watching babies experience food for the first time. And of course, them being products of us, they are obviously excellent eaters. Except for one episode with pears that will take years of psychotropic pharmaceuticals to forget, they have been consuming a nice variety of fruits and veggies. We say consume, because it doesn't get eaten until it's been put in their mouth, dug out with their thumbs, strategically smeared where the bib isn't covering, smelled, and finally swirled with a curious tongue. We laughed so hard the first time Carli actually yelled at us. We're not positive, but it probably meant, "You idiots! Can you stop being such jerks? You think I look silly? Have you ever seen how stupid you look when you make faces at me? Shut up and feed!" During her subsequent feeding, realizing what amateurs she's dealing with, she grabbed the spoon and attempted to feed herself.
Joseph, being more of a routine kind of guy, needed a few feedings to reassure him that the bottle wasn't being replaced, just supplemented. He was comforted by our new mealtime favorite songs, "Apples and Bananas" and "Down By The Bay". This eventually led to the habit of singing said songs to establish a comfortable meal with each meal, and right now we are trying everything short of headbutting concrete to get those darn ditties out of our heads.

But then they both smile at us, and we are gooey like warm chocolate chip cookies. (what? lose the food metaphor?)

And the kids are setting up office with their exersaucers, which is all too funny. When not rocking in those, they are trying to sit up, and Joseph is almost unassisted. Where does the time go?!

On that note, in order to keep up with our growing sprouts, we are off to get some rest.

We'd also like to wish everyone a sweet, healthy and prosperous new year. We are thinking of all of you.

With dried applesause on our shirts,
Jennifer and Danny

Summertime... and the living is...

...somewhat busy. Then again, make that all
kinds of busy.

We've been keeping mom and dad on their toes while we're hanging out on our tummies. We just wanted to say hi to everyone- we'll keep this one short, as mom is totally tired these days (but she and dad always have these silly smiles on their faces) and we don't want her to type all night long.

Some fun Carli Facts

• Favorite time of day: 6:15am. The best singing (yes, singing) and babbling you ever heard.
• The perfect shriek is still being worked on. Practice hour is usually from 4:30-5:30pm.
• Has been rolling over like a champ, and is very fond of the word YAY!
• And has this contagious smile that creeps across her face whenever the word "Daddy" is mentioned.

Some Joseph stats

• Is currently the biggest flirt on the block.
• Loves adding his own commentary to Baby Einstein DVD's. Viewings are a great source of entertainment for mom.
• Gets the greatest giggles when hanging with the boys.
• Prefers his hands to pacifiers.

That's about all for now- we'll be back soon with more stories and silliness. We hope you're having a great summer!

Love,

Carli & Joseph

First Quarter Report

Some Highlights from the First Quarter Report:

CEO Mom and COO Dad painfully regret not buying shares in both Pampers and Formula.

Due to the fact that both VPs Carli and Joseph sleep through the night, Sleep cycles are almost back to normal.

The entire Executive team at Aboudicorp is stunned that three months have passed since the inception of the company. Well, the VP's aren't all too familiar with the feeling of being stunned, they are amazed at the amount of time that has flown by. Carli was a little bothered that she already outgrew her favorite pyjamas.

As of 6/13, current weights are 12.4 pounds for Carli, 15 for Joseph. That would explain the increase in Mom's consumption of Advil. Oy, that aching back. Everyone's muscles are getting stronger every day, and the range of motion is also gaining momentum.

The recreation committee is thrilled that the beautiful weather has brought lots of long walks, trips to the boardwalk and road trips. The committee is also happy to welcome the summer crowds to the area, as it will mean lots of time with cousins and family!

With our big trip to Montreal just around the corner, all are looking forward to their first long distance drive as a family. The goal is to change a diaper in each county until we hit the border. We are confident that Carli and Joseph are up for the challenge.

As you can see, we are thankfully surrounded by constant smiles and giggles- the VP's have been wildly successful boosting company morale.

We love your feedback, please send us reports from your end.

Love,
The Executive team

Two Months Already?

No way, these kids are not already two months old; we've only slept 8 hours since our last posting...

So far the question is, how are we doing at Aboudi central? Well, if you can adapt to new ways of measuring things, then the answer is: Great! For example:

• If you measure the days one feeding at a time, a 24 hour cycle seems more like 6 hours, because you haven't changed, brushed your teeth or moved from your spot on the couch.
• If you measure the weeks by the amount of formula consumed, then you wonder how long it will take for someone to invent a faucet that dispenses formula at the perfect temperature, without bubbles, and it seems like forever.
• If you measure a day by the amount of diapers used, then you wonder when we will run out of landfills and have to return to the days of cloth diapers- and suddenly there isn't enough time.
• If you measure a minute by how supercalifragalistic it feels when Caril and Joseph smile at us, then everything stops. (For those of you who've been privy, you know what we mean).
• And if you measure life by being stupefied, then you will be frozen in your tracks just watching how awesome these kids really are, and suddenly there is no such thing as time anymore.

Already struck by the conversation bug, both Carli and Joseph are hard at work perfecting their skills. With hands, eyes, and coos they converse with their toys and relatives (and no, they do not confuse the two. Mom and Dad aren't so lucky, but that's sleep deprivation for you).

They are also growing at an exponential rate- Big J is already rounding the corner to a solid 12 pounds, and Miss C is approaching 10. We are thankful that we can save money with gym fees- between feeding, burping, bathing and stroller pushing, calories are being expended and muscles are aching in places we hardly knew existed.

At this point, we can either list the 12 million other adorable things they did in the last five minutes, or we can spare you the "our kids are the best" shtick (but they are... tee hee). We will be sending new slideshow links in the next couple of days, and we think the photos will speak for themselves.

Until next month, write back and don't forget your sunblock!

Love,
Danny, Jennifer, Carli and Joseph

Happy 1 month Birthdayversary

Holy poopy diapers, has it been a month already?

Sure has, and by the way these two have been growing, we'd have to say that it's more like a lifetime... that is, we can't imagine life without them.

Life at home has been a lot of fun, for a couple of infants they are very funny and capable of expressing themselves very well. We sometimes forget how young they are! For example, Joseph loves to roll his eyes at rhetorical statements.

Begin scene with Joseph screaming because he's ready to eat
MOM: Joseph, are you ready for your bottle?
Joseph stops screaming, looks at mom, rolls eyes. Mom feels like she's been told off by a very strict teacher.

Carli, future captain of the debate team, uses her hands to accompany her gazes.
Begin scene with Dad holding Carli. Dad is feeding Carli a bottle.
DAD: Carli, are you going to let me wipe your chin?
Carli sticks her chin up allowing dad to place the burp cloth under her chin. She raises her hands to her eye level and waves him away when she feels clean.

You will also note in some of the photos we sent to you that Joseph likes to intertwine his fingers and place them on his chest while being fed. For more lessons on how to behave like a CEO, please join him at mealtimes.

And if you require a refresher course in timing, hang out with Carli. When the clock strikes feeding time, no matter what stage of sleep she may be in, she rouses, hollers and strikes a hunger pose. (head turns to the side, mouth opens).

If these kids get any cuter... oh, wait, they just did.

We wish you all a lovely onset of spring, great health and smiles! Please let us know what's new with you!

Love,
Danny, Jennifer, Carli & Joseph

Home Sweet Home!

Well, here's what we've all been waiting for... enough photos of the kinder in the belly. Here they are, ready for their close ups!

For starters, Joseph Max Aboudi was a real champ at his bris. He not only took it like a man (hardly any crying), but he is improving daily. After the event, he and Carli greeted their guests and had a grand time.

And where can we start? Their personalities are already defining- Carli loves conversing, as she will gaze at you as long as you're speaking to her. Along with writing the book on newborn beauty, she is also very good at communicating. We'd give more details, but you'll just have to wait until you meet her to see what we mean.

Joseph is very good at keeping order- he likes to check out his space and make sure it's safe for everyone. How do we know this? He zeroes in on every angle in his field of vision, and will then give us a slow blink when he's done, just to let us all know that it's safe for us and his sister. After all, it's not just about being handsome...!

And having them at home is blissful. We know, it probably sounds crazy- but it is! Until we are bleary eyed and rattled from crying, we plan to enjoy every sound that their healthy lungs can manage. And thankfully they are calm and fun.

We hope you get a chance to meet them soon. We think they'll make you giddy.

Love,
Danny & Jennifer

PS- If you would like us to send you photo attachments, we'd be happy to. Send an email to jagdiva@hotmail.com otherwise, we will not bother you or your inbox.

Last Call

Wouldn't you know, we thought for sure that we'd be hearing the gorgeous sounds of crying Aboudis by now (the infant ones, that is).
As the blessed fates would have it, we have made it to our 38th week. According to rudimentary calculations, the kids weigh about 6 pounds EACH to date. We are beyond thrilled to have beat the odds and be considered a full-term twin pregnancy.

We also thought you'd get a laugh out of the gargantuan size of the baby belly... So enjoy the photo. Yes, mom does look less than glamorous, but at this size, what are you going to do?!

So, without further ado, in the event that the babies do not vacate prior to, we will be going into the hospital on Friday, March 17th. And we promise to update you as soon as we can!

Love,
Danny, Jen, and the Munchkins

Hi Everybody!

We're sorry we didn't write sooner, but Mom's been getting so big she's busy filing for her own zip code. And we aren't even done yet! We still have some growing to do. We think mom misses the days when she could tie her own shoes, but she seems to be happy despite that. Well, she babbles to us all the time. Dad thinks she's going a little crazy.

Our doctors are still very pleased with how we're doing, and we've been enjoying ourselves kicking, moving around and getting mom and dad used to the constant activity. But we all know that they have NO IDEA what kind of nuttiness lies ahead. Good thing we're small, we're hoping that will make it easier for them to forgive us when they're covered in spit and such.

This will probably be our last post before we all go to the hospital. We promise to keep you updated and hope to report lots of good news in the upcoming weeks. (Although mom and dad hope it's not too soon, they say it's healthier for us that way. But HAH! we'll show up when we're ready and there's nothing they can do!!!!)

Keep your comments coming, we love all the feedback you've been sending. And we can't wait till the time comes for us to meet in person.

Bye for now!
The Twins

Happy 2006!

We actually published this on January 4th- we just started our first draft on 12/24/05.

Hoping that all your celebrations were incident free (if not, please send all embarassing photos to us) and that you're enjoying the new year.

Oy Vay, talk about a big belly! Suddenly the compact efficiency of mom's 5-foot frame isn't so efficient. As long as gravity continues to cooperate with all of us, we stand a chance of walking away with two kids and few bruises...and walking, period... But thankfully the pregnancy is going well, and we're not yet ready to evict the kids from mom's tummy.

And behold- profiles of the kids! We are thankful to Dr. Wallace and Staff for not only managing to capture great images of them, but for informing us that thank gd the twins are still growing, have strong heartbeats and are both weighing over 2.5 pounds.

The nursery is getting ready! We can't wait to see it pulsing with life.

We're also looking forward to Grandma Sheila visiting soon. Nothing makes our house smell better than her spaghetti sauce! Unless you add Grandma Carol's meatloaf. Now we're talking.(or perhaps those are the pregnancy hormones talking).

Speaking of talking, the twins seem to have a keen sense of the world outside them- lately whenever we talk about them or directly to them we notice kicks and punches. Are they awesome or what? We are also grateful to cousins Sharon and Elliot for introducing us to a new pastime- placing a remote control on mom's belly, and watching it shake and fall off as the kids play "mom's intestines make a great jungle gym!"

And for all of you who upload your photos online, any suggestions for a good service (ofoto, snapfish, etc)? Send us your feedback, we'd appreciate it. The easier, the better.

It also seems that the work at home is winding down (Thank gd!!!) the house it now more like home and less like a demolition derby. Still getting to know the neighborhood- and while our neighbors are all nice, our hands down favorite are the ducks and geese who swim behind our house daily. Nothing beats the sound of ducks quacking as you throw your alarm clock at the wall. Soon the symphony of crying and quacking (and incoherent sleep-deprived adult mumbling) will put Beethoven to shame.

The four of us wish you a happy and healthy 2006, and we'll be back soon!

December 2005

Greetings Family and Friends!

We are setting up this blog to keep you posted on all things "Aboudi Twins".

A few stats to date:
we are currently registered at the following locations:

www.babiesrus.com Under Jennifer Aboudi or registry #90182735

www.amazon.com Type in Jennifer Aboudi to see the twins wish list

Mom is currently in her 27th week and getting bigger... And no, we do not, promise, know the genders! (even though some of you seem to think we're keeping it a suprise. Promise, no one will be more surprised than us!)

Wishing you all happy and healthy holidays, we'll see you again in January!